Friday, November 9, 2007
The Prize
Yayyy!! Hottie wins the prize!!
She gets to take home the fraternity dude. Yes, that guy.
There’s always one.
The dude that some school like the University of Wisconsin just secreted onto that old guy’s lawn at 2am out the back of a van. With his head half shaved, and a desperate gutteral cry of “Woo!” escaping from his beer stained stubble.
That guy. The Fratdouche. Enjoy the prize, sweetie.