Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

The Slap?

Is that a Fish Slap wannabe? Or the Slap himself out of costume?

Feral Hottie has the wild-eyed look of Weena, the primitive Eloi in H.G. Wells’s The Time Machine. I would rescue her from the Morelocks, then teach her English in a condescending aristocratic way, while casually fondling her thighs and explaining that it’s a “friendly custom.”