Best Golden Globes
Keep them votes coming, voting is now open for the 2007 Douchie for Best Golden Globes. And by open, I mean soft, succulent and soft:
Best Golden Globes Finalist #1: Boobies Spake Zarathustra
Best Side Boob ever.
She is a tall drink of Spanish Hott by way of Slavic interbreed.
Perfect.
He is average, anonymous tonguebag choad.
But she is perfect.
Did I mention Best Side Boob ever?
This ran on the site back in July.
Note to self: Cool it on the Nietzsche references in 2008.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #2: The Boobie Sun God
Megods, holy guacamole, I forgot the fantastic Sun God hedonism of worship that these two solar globes deserve. This pic ran back in October.
Megods.
Yowza.
Two cans of fun factory play-doh goodness.
Babies around the world rejoice.
Lovely.
So lovely.
So very very lovely.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #3: Pillows
The soft downey teddy bear giggling softness of Pillows ran all the way back in January, but remains a perfect melding of side-boob and perky firm hello-how-are-ya-ness.
Them’s your three.
Before you vote, remember this: Boobies, Boobies, Boobies, and Kafka. It is your mantra. It is your slogan. It is your guide.
Who will win this category? We will. All of us. The future of the human race. We all win. Society wins. My pants win. Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
