Friday, December 28, 2007
Friday Haiku
Holiday week slow,
Yet shirtless fools grease onward,
So I mock Vinnie.
Jesus bling sparkles
sends hott’s eyes rolling backwards
douche has a chick’s ring.
— the douche is alright
Bring Malibu back
For another “excellent
Hit” on this jerkoff.
— douche of new york
Where can a bag go
where no shirt is accepted?
No dress code, no taste.
— d. baggins
Vinnie loves Christmas
Magical time of the year:
“Day the Bling was Born”
— squatch
Oh sweet prince of peace.
Why have thou abandoned me,
For this greasey chest?
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
