Thursday, December 20, 2007

Most Expensive First Date Hott: Strawberry Cheesecake


And while you’re parsing the hott, here’s the 2007 Douchie for Most Expensive First Date Hott: The Strawberry Cheesecake.

Strawberry Cheesecake appeared with her douched out smoove brothabag, Velvet Jones, back in September.

Velvet won one for the Brothabags in the Weekly, but then his Billy Dee ‘stache dropped in popularity as other ‘bags overtook the Velvet Smog.

But Strawberry Hott remained, burning a hole through all of our collective wallets as we contemplated the $150 dollar meal at Sushi Roku, the $200 tab at Skybar, and her drunkenly pushing you out the door as you tried to say goodnight at 4am.

Here’s a well deserved 2007 Douchie, S.C.

I’ve been there. We’ve all been there.

# posted by douchebag1

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