Monday, December 31, 2007
The Cat Eyed Hott and Three Turtle Turds
If, in your journeys this New Year’s Eve, you come across a cat eyed minx being polluted on all sides by douche-faced chin-pubed fratknobs, do what it is that I do.
Mutter angrily, and sip your gin and tonica.
She is a pixie stick of sugary purple sugar powder that I’d wash down with a Jolt soda outside the 7-11. Because sugar is good.
