Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Criss Angel
Criss Angel is:
A. A homeless man
B. The love child of Abe Vigoda and a mound of uncooked cookie dough
C. Pulling a rabbit out of his ass
D. A Vegas douche with a Penthouse pet who wouldn’t be caught dead posing with him if he wasn’t rich and famous
E. All of the Above and a shot of Axe Bodyspray
