Friday, January 11, 2008
Friday Haiku
What’s that on forehead?
Face of Andre the Giant,
His posse’s douchebag.
grease drips into flute
blue armbands mark bleeths and douche
button your shirt, scrote
— the douche is alright
Ed Begley Jr.
Uses douche-reflected light
For his solar car.
— mr. white
Fanta-sleaze Island –
It’s Retardo Montalbon!
“Boss! Der Douche! Der Douche!”
— darksock
Blinded by the light.
Headlocked by douche in the night.
You won’t come out right.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Blonde’s mamms beckon me
Bag’s expression revolts me
Brunette might be dead
– ed
Zorro skeet forehead
White wine drinking club douchebag
Brunette weeps for mom
— dunkterdouche
Optimus Prime’s face
Is reflecting on your head
You are not sean bean
— danny noonan
