Friday, January 25, 2008
Friday Haiku
Asian droog hottie
Dates kung pow beef with cashew,
He’s an Easy Ride.
See the pasty choad
fondle gift of dong-taper:
Ben-Wa anal beads
— darksock
Noxious scrote odor
prompts look of abject disgust
from queen of pleather
— bagwagger
All work and no play
makes Nicholson wannabe
a greasy douchebag
— d. baggins
He ponders a move,
An American Reject.
“I’m big in Japan.”
— clementine of cappadoucha
headline reads like this
“Tila Tequila picks Douche”
that is a real shame
— sir lanceadouche
Tia Carrera
You’ve really let yourself go
No more schwing for you
— bcs
two caterpillars
rest on his sleazy forehead
and eat eye shadow.
— pfah
