Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Little Ditty 'bout Melody and Brad
Melody’s a delightful perky waitress in Omaha. Brad’s a douched up personal trainer type who rides a Vespa.
A lime green Vespa.
Melody’s saving her money to help Brad out with his real estate company that he’s going to launch after taking the 5 CD training course he ordered online. Melody tells all her friends that Brad’s got a “soft side” that no one but her can see.
Brad gives graphic descriptions of Melody’s ass to his clients at the gym.
Or, at least, that’s how I see this unholy communion playing out. But I could be wrong.
I’ve been wrong before.
