Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Mini Maguire
I’m inclined to give pre-Spiderman Mini Tobey Maguire a nottadouche pass.
Sure he’s got the 10 Degree Hat Tilt and stoned, quizzical “duude” thing going on. Sure he’s fondling that Southern Comfort with the sexually repressed rage/confusion of a Christian Coalition preacher.
But he’s managed to finagle Ali Landry Hott into hanging in his dirty kitchen with the faux brick patterns despite being a shrunken version of Spiderman. And she brought Michella, her blonde friend from the temp agency.
So mini Maguire, you’re okay by me.
