Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Pop Quiz
I, the reader of Hot Chicks with Douchebags, would like to smack this tool with:
A. A sock filled with camel poo
B. Donald Trump’s toupee dipped in soy sauce
C. A copy of the lost Eddie Murphy autobiography, From ‘The Next Richard Pryor’ to Norbit: How I set African-American Culture Back 50 Years with One Movie
D. A stern verbal lashing that makes extensive use of the words “douchuous,” “scrotorious,” and “Seacrest.” Followed by a Jean Claude Van Damme roundhouse to the face.
E. A massive class action lawsuit on behalf of culture, civilization, and shirt buttons everywhere.
