Wednesday, January 30, 2008
The Bagnana Daquiri
Ingredients:
One ridiculously over-developed ab section
Pointy pencil sharpened hair point
Thin chin pube landing strip
Requisite white belt
Oiled up douche-face
One dash of lime-green shirt
Hint of lower abdomen tribal tatt
Mix, stir, bake and tan for 1 week.
Add girls and shake repeatedly until the gurgling hellfires of cultural chaos emerge through the simulacrum stripped and devoid of all inherent meaning and structure.
Mock and laugh at repeatedly until cured.
