Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Tim Schwarzenegger
I’ll be ‘Bag.
I always knew the governator liked to paw innocent young things.
I just didn’t know he had a creepy cousin, Tim Schwarzenegger.
Stop it, Tim. Release the hottie. It looks like you’re about to snap her spine like a twig.
It can’t be that bad being Ahnold’s douchey cousin. There’s gotta be some perks. Like getting to wear his shirt from Commando. And getting to paw the makeup girls like you’re searching for spare change under a seat cushion.
