Friday, April 4, 2008
American Booty
Mildly famous curvy butted Hollywood actress Mena Suvari is apparently now dating what people in the industry generally refer to as “shoe shmeg.”
This is the problem right here.
If celeb hotts can’t tell the difference between a human being and an underwear poking, smirked up, smack worthy uberdouche who looks like he should be asking for change outside the Gas n’ Go, then trickle down theory states that the rest of the InStyle consuming anonyhotts will follow lockstep.
Shame on you, Mena. You could be at my house. I have tasty Frosted Flakes. And Night Train. Unlimited Night Train.
h/t WWTDD.com
