Friday, April 25, 2008
Chippy
I don’t know if Erik Estradouche is really that bad, probably not, I just want to know why the hell my college birthday parties never looked like this.
I see you, little white lingerie princess, yes I do… Have you been naughty? Would you like to me to talcum your bottom, then spend two hours in the garage washing your car while you run up charges on my credit card?
Dammit. I knew it.