Cowbag / Not a Cowbag
Cowbag probably isn’t true douche, although the shaved chest and rippling face that looks like Lake Winnipesaukee after six jetski Hells Angels rode through its waters definitely are punchable.
But hey, if Stripper Hott’s body were any tighter it’d fuse oxygen into ozone. And by oxygen, I mean me. And by ozone, I mean me after coitus.
So yeah, Cowbag’s not really classic douche. But I’m going with it.
Mainly because exposure to the new Carmine Gotti Song is so nauseating, its core radiating Jersey douchosity so foul, I need a little counterpoint.
Cowbag and his stripper hott are definitely that counterpoint.
EDIT: Apparently they’re a famous celebridouche couple in Britain. Which is kind of like being the best juggler in Armlessland. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds good.
