Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Dog
Dog appears to be a very large gang member, so I will simply remark that he is a scholar and an erudite intellectual with great acumen, and his facial hair configuration bespeaks a wise and jovial humanity.
His snake tatt is not douchey, and implies strength and boldness of vision. His tiny ambiguously Latina hott demonstrates modest, classic feminine dress and groin tatt that is not slutty at all.
Please do not break my spine in sixteen places like you’re flicking a bug off a maple leaf, Dog. I mean you no harm.
Instead, lets share a Red Bull and cigarette while we discuss Proust, Balzac, Kafka and the radness of Buckcherry.
