Friday, April 4, 2008
Friday Haiku
Soup dumplings so soft,
Railroad Head makes Buddha weep,
Pray for Kung Fu Monks.
When I said ‘roofie’
I didn’t mean make me look
Like I have shingles
— i drink your doucheshake
Nice parallel lines
Proving Euclid on your head
With pointy compass
— mr. white
lychee nut slurper
wants to ascend mount fuji
bo staff to chin stripes
— ‘bag lanta
you know it’s bad when
you take your fashion cues from
home depot paint swatch
— johnny scrotten
Yao comes to study
Shaves self, scores Hotts, becomes choad
Dad’s pissed: no more cash
— scrotebob douchepants
