Friday, April 11, 2008
Friday Haiku
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Don’t Look Now, Vinny,
But ants are climbing your chin.
Sister Hott too close.
Not-a-bag status
was one razor swipe away
clean that chin ass-wipe
— anonymous
Hunting for douche-prey:
young Werewolf Angelina.
Porsche-friend wears more blush.
— john edward(s)
Spikes grow, hair recedes
Cannot hide plucked unibrow
Hott’s eyes cry for help.
— Whitebread
Guido with Will Smith’s
College girlfriend from Fresh Prince
Oh, how she’s fallen.
— massengill
Persian Princess seeks
Douchebag with Chinstrap buttchin
Buckle up smiley
– husker douche
K-Mart Western shirt?
The Far East meets the Old West:
It’s BrokeBack Kharma.
– darksock
