Monday, April 21, 2008
Fun With Dorm Rooms
All dressed up and nowhere to go but some creepy-ass dorm room with a giant blue sheet over the window.
Ladies, short skirts over long legs will always earn my undying respect for who you are on the inside.
I just want to know the real you. What’s in here.
And if, in the meantime, I get to gnaw on your thigh like a hungry Burmese toddler digging for clams in the mudbanks, then so be it.