Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Funnybag
One of the worst types of ‘bags is the funny/serious tool. The fratclown who thinks adding a touch of “the wacky” will help convince hotts that he’s not some humorlesss trust fund crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
Oh, Kendra.
Your parents had such high hopes when you went off to college for the first time.
Little did they know you’d be hanging in some creepy-ass basement with Trent Witherspoon, “funny” guy with the sexy stubble from Krappa Sacka Turda.
Don’t ride that Harley, Kendra. It leads only to disaster.