Holly's 'Bag Tag
“Holly” writes in:
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Hey DB1-
Love your site!
We thought this would be sufficiently humorous punishment. Yeah right buddy!
I’m the one on the left.
– You can call me “Holly”
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Oh Holly, I will save you from this mugging using my special movie powers of plot point intervention. Just let me get in my time machine and go back to twenty minutes before the picture was taken. I’ll wait outside the door, then grease tackle Muscles McCool here, allowing you and your delicious cupcake friend to exit undisturbed.
Then, presumably, you’ll go home and massage each other’s thighs with Crisco, while I awkwardly watch from outside the kitchen window until your neighbor, Mrs. Crabtree, calls the police on me. At which point, I’d yell out “Whooooaaa!” and fall into the nearby garbage can.
Wait, is this my fantasy, or did I just land in a mid-1980s teen sex comedy?
Excellent ‘bag tag, Holly. Now get to a small cabin near a lake with your three hott best friends, and engage in a giggling pillow fight.
