Monday, April 28, 2008
Life Douches On
Give it up to the douchebag Corky. Not even fetal alcohol syndrome has held back his maturing double boob grabbing skillsets.
It’s a heartwarming tale of douchal triumph over limited means. Like Rain Man or Mask. Only with greasy tatts instead of genetic abnormality.
Let this be a lesson worthy of the Hallmark Channel by way of VH1’s Mystery. Anyone can achieve uberdouchosity with enough effort.
