Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Orange Crush
There’s a backstory here involving six bottles of peroxide, a bank heist gone wrong, and a midget named Pepe who can burp the Star Spangled Banner.
Later, Brazilian Clowns will drive up in a Mini with cotton candy for all, while the Princess of Denmark cries over the banishment of her crippled Aztec llama “Steve,” to the Island of Long.
That’s about as much sense as I can make of this travesty of a mockery of a sham of a travesty.
