Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Surely You're Joking, Mr. Fratbag
I believe the great physicist Robert Oppenheimer once calculated the correlation between greased up forehead, Miller Lite and the douche-face.
A(x/e) + (LA/Looks) / f(r-at) = d/ouche+f(ac)e.
Sorority girls, please exit the premises immediately. Robert Oppenheimer’s about to lay the smack down.
