Tuesday, April 1, 2008
The United States Constipootion
We, the douchebags of the United States, in order to form a more perfect hand gesture, establish light beer drinking, insure douchetastic tranquility, provide for the collar defense, promote the future recipients of welfare, and secure the blessings of scrotery, to ourselves and our posteriors, do ordain and establish finger pointing as a really, really asstastic hand gesture.
Yup. I’ve been watching too much John Adams on HBO.
