Monday, May 12, 2008
Cactus Pud
And while you’re mulling your vote in the Weekly, here’s a delicate, sweet, honeysuckle Desert Flower planted next to a smelly-ass Cactus Pud.
The good news is that the Cactus Pud only has to water his hair every six months. The bad news is his pits smell like a mixture of salmon, canola sunflower oil, and a Brazilian cabana hut used to store donkey ass.
Not even a rare appearance by Unambiquitous Blue Cup can save this unhealthy desert scene.
But note that Ubiquitous Red Cup waits in the background, watching ominously. Ubiquitous Red Cup knows what’s up.
