Friday, May 16, 2008
Friday Haiku
Beach, waves, heat sparkles,
Ocean water crests like milk,
Grease Douche proves no God.
Eight sundrenched boobs
shoes keep sand off greasy feet
wristband is so cool
— the grateful douche
Greazy douche drips oil
Let me grab a bucket quick
My car’s a quart low
– maximus douchemus meridius
They say there’s a ‘bag
for every grain of sand
not hard to believe
— k-dog
Summer is coming
Living in New Jersey sucks
Shoes on the beach, die.
— hopscloud
Big day at the beach
Sippin’ Windex and hangin’
With rolling grease waves
— mr. white
