Friday, May 23, 2008
Friday Haiku
Three Cheers for Scroteface,
Pom Poms shake like firm grapefruits,
Buck Rogers Belt sucks.
Silver-clad pigtails
Defeating doucheosity?
Sadly, not this time
– sinfonian
Scroteface! Scroteface! He’s
Our Man! If he can’t do it,
Someother douchebag can!
— ronald mcdouchenald
Think they’re related
Certain they haven’t dated
Want boobs inflated.
– vacuum cleaner bagg
no alibi here
car show hotts cheer on
ford festiva fan
— let it bleeth
I love two blond hots
But Douchbag in the middle.
I DO NOT, DO NOT.
~BJL
Fire shirt on douchebag
What could save the shiny hotts?
My hope is real flames
– frozen orange douche
