Friday Haiku
Skinny ‘bagling with
scrolling message belt buckle:
“going home alone.”
four pairs chunky thighs
will crush high school stripper boy
justice will be served
— ‘bag lanta
WhiteSnake groupies hot.
“Here I go Again On My Own”
Douchebag roadies score.
-BJL
*HOOOORK!!!!* *cough cough sputter*
*pant* I’m OK, I’m OK..
I just need a…*BLEARGHHHHHHHH!!*
— mitch meats
Tommy Gun Drive By.
Call Jimmy the Boob Lover
And go get the car.
— Rare Black Cup
white pants at half mast.
mourning death of fashion sense.
blonde wants panties back.
— ted theodore scrotgan
The white Tayshaun Prince
You are way out of your league
Eat some pierogies
— bmt