Thursday, May 29, 2008
Melvin
That strange impulse you’re feeling is called “sexual attraction,” Melvin. Now try not to spill anything.
On an unrelated note to Melvin (whom I loved as Scooter in the late 90s straight to DVD classic The Muppets Douche Out), we now have definitive proof that fans of HCwDB are of the highest social class and refined tastes.
If you don’t believe me, go right now to the HCwDB Book Pre-Order page on Amazon and scroll down to check out what “Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought,” and you’ll see what I mean.
Remember to always use a pearl spoon, kids. And by pearl spoon, I mean boobs.
