Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Name That 'Bag

We’ve examined many categories of the ‘bag/hott. But here’s one that is tough to pinpoint on the douchestrological spectrum.

There’s a sense of Trustfundbaggery at work in this Vegas nightmare. But is he your standard Trustabaggian? Or perhaps greasy Eurobag? Or classic Waspy inheritance flaunting Hamptonsbag?

Alls I know is I would lead a large hiking expedition led by a team of Canadian Huskies in search of the softest spot of right Brunette’s posterior flesh mounds. When asked why I spent six months of my life exploring her hindquarters of fleshy perfection, I would simply respond, Because it was there.

Then, after a long pause, I would add, And because it’s a really nice butt.

But the reporter would leave that last part off.