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Niblet Away

There are no more celebratory things in life than when young, slightly drunk females wear an unzipped shirt to display the palest hint of cleavitey mountain bosoms that call for Lewis and Clarkian exploration betwixt their satiny charms.

And yet there are creepy hair assploding niblets who swarm like flies to block the view.

It is so very wrong.

That’s why I’m patenting Niblet Away.

The next time your view of mountainly flesh stalagtites are blocked by a Niblet, simply spray Niblet Away. And the skies will be as clear as an unmuddied lake. As clear as an azure sky on deepest summer.

Niblet Away. Available next to Tag Bodyshots, everywhere.

Collaru

Anyone going to check out the remake of that Japanese horror film, Collaru?

If you find yourself in the presence of this mysterious ghost collar pop douche, you’ll make Shocker hand gestures for seven days.

And then die.