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Scrote Times at Ridgemont High

I could be mistaken, but is the the first time the cheesy Inland Empire Mandana of Skeeze has crossed streams with the party-boi DJ Miami Mohawk of Grease?

And did it have to manifest on Mike Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, twenty five years after he became manager at the 7-11?

I know times are tight, man. But if you’ve still got any Blue Oyster Cult tickets, I’ll meet you outside the arcade.

But does perky Paid-to-Pose Cheerleader get a Ridgemont hall pass simply because she’s hoping her four hundred bikini pics on MySpace get her noticed by 944?

Probably not.