Friday, May 16, 2008
The Woo Playah
And lo, in the hour betwixt the witching and the dawn, there shall come a Playah by the name of Woo.
And this Playah will attempt to woo the Woo Hotties through sheer scrotal power of the shaven chest and stupid-ass zipper vest.
And ye shall know him by the name of The Woo Playah.
Like a famous artiste, yet without the talent nor the fame, The Woo Playah will mack on the one you call Tiny Ripped Ab Hott Princess, otherwise known as Karen.
And the wrongness shall spread to all corners like a gaseous fungus, lest it be stopped by extensive mocking on the internets.
— Nostradouchemas, 1563
