Friday, June 13, 2008

K Hottie Still Hunting


Accomplished Douche Hunter, friend of the site and absolutely lucious hott, K Hottie is back with another ‘bag tag:

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Hey DB1-

it’s been a long time . . . there’s really no worthy excuse for my absence. there is plenty of douche-baggery to be found and exposed. my deepest and most sincere apologies.

On to the good stuff. I met up with an old friend saturday night and to my surprise rekindled the old flame with ‘bag hunting. I hope that you enjoy this complete douchebag giving the shocker. One of the most obvious signs a DB can put out there . . .

with all my heart,

k hottie-
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Mmm… K-Hottie. My K-Hottie. If only you put on librarian glasses and spanked me with a small rubble paddle, I could call you my future third ex-wife. The one who will run over my dog with the car I buy her on our six month anniversary, then sell off my prized collection of vintage They Might Be Giants t-shirts on Ebay to get back at me for staring at her sister’s boobs during Thanksgiving dinner.

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