Reader Mail
Just Another Bleeth writes in with a ‘bag tag from Vegas:
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DB1,
My girlfriends and I were in Vegas a couple of weeks ago for my birthday and ran into these awesomely douchetastic individuals. We were so impressed that we had to take pictures for you. I was amazed at how many douches there are in that town!!
~Just Another Bleeth (hah – yes I rip on myself too)
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Nicely done, JAB. Vegas is the Heart of Doucheness, and you and your friends should watch out. And by watch out, I mean pillow fight.
But I can save you.
And by save you, I mean rub Hersheys syrup on your pinkie toes while dressed in a giant Wally Moose costume and humming the theme song to The Young Ones.
Until you tell me that my riff grows tiresome. Which it does. But only when I haven’t had enough Vitamin A.
