Farmboy Mike
I get that Farmboy Mike is excited to be away at college for the first time and thinks a bandana around the neck will make him look more “gangsta” for the ladies.
I even get that Farmboy Mike wants to display a giant Cross like Emperor Constantine right before massacring a bunch of Franks in Gaul in 306 A.D.
But what’s with the giant ball of suspended hay?
Stare at it long enough and the metal begins to form a face. An evil cat face. Now I’m scared.
Hold me, Kimmy and Shelly. Put down the Red Bulls and hold me tight.
And by hold me, I mean let me lick your Freshman Econ 101 textbooks for fingerprint residue.