Friday Haiku
Smoke from douche hole blows,
Bleethed Hott on the right. On left?
Deflated balloon.
Two Neanderthals
Porn star hott shows off her ink
Inverse mohawk too?
— anonymous
Crabs on bleeth are smart.
They’ve formed a society,
Just launched a space ship.
— mr. white
Robert Downey Bag
Blows smoke angrily at hott
He’s no “Iron Man”
— anonymous
Motel 6, poolside.
Couldn’t afford Rehab pool.
Second rate douchebags.
— anonymous
Old enough to smoke.
A balloon suddenly pops..
Strawberry drinks all round.
— teh abominable snowdouche
Nip rings pop man-boobs.
“Flock of Seagulls” fauxhawk sucks.
Where are the red cups?
— boatbutter