Wednesday, July 30, 2008
The Hott/Douche Singularity: Samantha Ronson
There’s been a number of emails lately discussing the disturbing topic of Samantha Ronson.
Since I’m not quite sure who she is (I have one theory that she co-starred with Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume but that may be incorrect), I’m not sure what to add.
I figured I’d turn it over to the forum.
Is Samantha Ronson a next-generation evolutionary step in the merging of the boobie hottie suckle thigh and the steaming uberscrote?
Is she a Brundlefly experiment gone horribly wrong? Like Jamie Lee Curtis before her, does she hold both peepee and hooha?
