Thursday, July 3, 2008
Thursday Haiku
Douche? Or just creepy?
With oh so teeth melt hottness,
so lets go with douche.
Wifebeater beckons
“Come to Jonestown; one of us!
“Mustn’t drink Tool-Aid…
— our fragile griecosystem
she looks like she’d talk
with sexy Russian accent.
jiggle my comrades.
— pfah
Euro douchebag takes
Pic of lovely chesticles
Babies gently weep.
— anonymous
Ansel Adams Douche
Narcissistic self portrait
His first nice funbags
— douche bigalow
Self-taken portrait
Eurodouche or Old ‘Bag? Hmm.
All I know is: BOOBS!
— scrotebob douchepants
Elton Jaun-dice Bag
This dude couldn’t score this Hott
Forty years ago
— anthony labaglia