Tuesday, August 5, 2008
'Bag / Not a 'Bag
Yes, Chester is the drunk annoying guy at the Rare-Ass Blue Cup kegger frat party. But is he true scrote?
There’s ‘bag hand gesture #68. And the skinny Elvis Costello tie + satin shirt combo, which isn’t douchey per se, but violates at least six aesthetic factors.
And of course there’s the fact he’s macking on blonde 1989 Paula Abdul. She has that sultry slight curl to her smile that says, I will stay up all night powdering your bottom with talcum powder, then spanking you with a wet tennis racket, only to get into grad school in the morning.
Or, to get totally obscure, she’s Bootsy From the 1985 Tom Hanks classic, Volunteers. Someone show me some love on this reference. Don’t leave me hangin’.
