Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

'Bag / Not a 'Bag

Here’s a perfect example of how it is The ‘Bag Within, not physical choice, that is the true mark of scrotewankery.

This guy has all the adouchrements for choad status. The hat tilt. The A/X belt. The clashing brand names of cultural validation. The Jesus Bling dog tag.

But something tells me he’s just going along with the douchal crowd. Like a gecko, he blends into his environment, but in actuality is harmless.

However, refracted douchology is still douche. So what say you?

‘Bag? Or nottabag?

The hotts are trampy cute. Tasty looking, but all sorts of scary unhealthy wrong. Like Twinkies. Or a Karadashian.