Friday, August 8, 2008
Friday Haiku
Group of Circle Jerks,
Orbit hott like ass planets,
Poo Solar System.
Mount St. Douchebag blew
Grease and axe spread far and wide
Much dignity lost.
— crucial head
The Black Hole of Scrote
Douchebaggery is so dense
No hott can escape
— father guido sardouchey
Mr. Snow Miser?
or Rutger Hauer Jr.?
you can make the call…
— johnny scrotten
Kim goes down da shore
Parties with new hardcore band:
System of a Douche
– mr. white
Good Choadlette rocks hard
Then parties with waitresses
Rock music is dead.
— alan hull
Insane Jersey cult
Worships boobs with party hats
Carpet bomb Bayonne
– charles nelson douchely
