Friday, August 15, 2008
Future Shock
Yes, this is the Friday Haiku couple dekissed. And while X-Games Douche isn’t making the hand gestures, his aura remains a cloud of poo. That smells like Axe.
Someday, academic historians will study the media archives of the early 21st Century. And those academic historians will remark to themselves, “Great Gibbley Wibbley! The early 00s certainly were hottie/douchey!”
Then they will drink a cup of hot chicken fat and take off in their waterless levitating hydro-vehicles.
Because that’s what they do in the future. They drive waterless hydro-vehicles. And mock the hott/douche.
