Honorary Hot Chick with Douchebag of the Month: McCain/Palin
Not since the Bush/Quayle pairing of 1988 have a douche and a hot chick run for office together.
For crotchety oldbag whining, for telling me to get off his lawn, and for picking a former beauty queen as his #2, John McCain earns this month’s honorary HCwDB of the Month.
Politicalbags aren’t my favorite subject around here, mainly because so few of them actually snag attractive hotties.
Proving the adage that Washington really is Hollywood for ugly people, as well as for conceptually douching it up rather than featuring physical markers of douchebaggery, Politicalbags tend to bore me.
But for today’s idiotic selection, lets give John McCain a hearty douche of the month award. You’ve earned it, old wrinkly guy. Not to mention dumping your first wife for a 24 year old beer heiress. Your history of wonky douchitude is a long and inglorious one, Keating #5.
And yes, Sarah Palin, you are the milfy librarian hott that revs my motorboat even at your advanced age. And while my lust for your sharp librarian looks may be a sexist invalidation of all that you’ve accomplished professionally, I really don’t have to worry. Because you haven’t really accomplished anything professionally.
