Is Michael Phelps a Douche?
The honorable folks over at Best Week Ever have decided to pay uncredited, uhm, “homage,” to the site with this post wondering if Michael Phelps is douche. “Best Rip Ever” is more like it. Because I’m clever like that.
But the question they ask is valid. Is Phelps douche?
Although the pic here suggests scrote, the larger body of evidence is muddled. Phelps has yet to make the “scene” with hott in tow, like various other celebs (::cough cough:: Mayerbag :: cough::).
But, still. Hat tilts. Hand gestures. Douche hair (when grown).
I gotta rule ‘bag. A minor stage-2 ‘bag. But ‘bag. The golds don’t excuse the douche. Hence Bruce Jenner. And Spitz was definitely a 70s retro ‘stachebag.
Sorry Phelps. Congrats on all the records and stuff, but you’re still going up on the HCwDB wall.
