Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Starship Douchers
This pic doesn’t even feel like it took place on planet Earth.
It’s like some horrible vision from an alternate universe. Some bizarro Heinlein short story about time folding in upon itself only to produce a meta-paradox of uberscrotewankery.
A young scientist who went back in time, stepped on a butterfly, and now all the men are orange lizardy douchebags, and the girls are Russian spies named “Natasha.”
The story ends with our time-traveling adventurer protagonist distraught, realizing the world he’d known is gone forever. All because of one butterfly and the paradox of time travel.
And now he must tan.
