Thursday, August 7, 2008
Ted the Bouncer's Day Off
I can’t call ‘bag for the angular features. Nor for the leather jacket in and of itself. Not even for the retro Rocky Balboa porkpie hat.
But Ted the Bouncer, you tweeze your eyebrows. And you’re making the Shocker, whereas true uberscrotes now make the Dirty South Fish Hook.
For that, you fail even at scrotewankery.
I can only imagine the Miami Beach twang on Tracy, but I would still chase a sherpa through the underbrush during monsoon season just for the chance to meditate at the base of the railing where she once rested her tatines after a long and sweaty workout.
